Turns out I'm probably going to die.
My cat's going to kill me.
I mean, yeah, I tell him not to jump on the table and clip his nails, but I never thought that he'd plot to kill me for it.
Maybe he's just been planning it from the start, ever since he was brought home. Maybe that's what they learned at the Kitty Cottage.
That's what's going to happen in 2012. Cats will kill their owners and take over the world!
He'll take over the world in a few months, maybe a year.
Of course, I should have known back when this was my result:
The "a" should be "an," but since it's a quiz I guess it's okay.
There is a 7% chance that I'll survive the kitty invasion.
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